I hate coffee. There I've said it. I'm a consultant, a computer professional, a software developer who hates coffee. If it doesn't have bubbles, I won't drink it. So I'm a sodaholic, right?
It isn't for a lack of trying. Standing around the watering hole with clients or fellow workers, I was the party pooper. Not contributing to the coffee fund. I did bring the donuts and the cookies, and sometimes I even brought in a pound of coffee because I felt guilty for not contributing. So, I'd try to compensate with a cup of tea, just not the same thing the coffee people tell me.
I don't understand the lingo: half-half, double decaf, whatever. I don't get it. It all tastes terrible to me. Am I completely alone with this or are there others of you out there? Non-coffee drinkers? Unite.












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